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Jack Black

Actor
Montverde Academy Class, 2015

I don’t know jack diddly squat about nothing. I’m just a really good-looking rocker that stumbled into a tremendous acting career.

GRADUATION SPEECH EXCERPTS

"Don’t go to college. It’s super expensive, [and] it’s super hard. I slept through the whole thing."

“Seriously, don’t waste your time and money on college unless you want to be a doctor, then I totally get it. No one’s going to let you take out their spleen unless you have a degree. The rest of you, go read some books.”

“Take a minute and just enjoy life. Sniff those roses, you guys. Sniff deep. Don’t just rush into life’s next chapter. You just climbed a mountain – 12 years of nose to the grindstone.”

"By a minute, I mean five years — maybe 10. You need to just stare off into space for a while… Mom and Dad have plenty of room; just stick around as long as you need.”

“If anyone asks you if you have any experience in the field, always say yes. Never say no.”

“I don’t know jack diddly squat about nothing. I’m just a really good-looking rocker that stumbled into a tremendous acting career.”

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Posted on: 12/26/15


 

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