"And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had to assume they were devoured by wolves and go on with your life."
Commencement Address at Northwestern University, 02 June 2011...........................................................................
"Don't let your fears overwhelm your desire. Let the barriers you face-and there will be barriers-be external, not internal. "
Commencement Address at Barnard College, 2011...........................................................................
"You will never see a U-haul behind a hearse. You can't take it with you"
Commencement Address at University of Pennsylvania, 2011...........................................................................
"I cannot stress enough that the answer to a lot of your life's questions is often in someone else's face. Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces."
Harvard College Class Day Address May 25, 2011...........................................................................
Commencement Address at Sarah Lawrence College, 2011
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"I am going to give you real, practical advice that you will need to know if you are going to survive the next few years.
* First, adult acne lasts longer than you think. I almost cancelled 2 days ago because I had a zit on my eye.
* Guys: this is important -- you cannot iron a shirt while wearing it
* If you live on Ramen Noodles for too long, you lose all feeling in your hands and your stool becomes a white gel.
* And finally, wearing colorful Converse high-tops beneath your graduation robe is a great way to tell your classmates that this is just the first of many horrible decisions you plan to make with your life. "
Commencement Address at Darmouth College 2011
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"I haven’t given you much in the way of concrete practical advice. I could tell you that when you are thinking of marrying someone, one thing you should do is sneak up and startle them. The startle response is a very accurate predictor of that person’s underlying temperament. I could tell you that when you have trouble making up your mind about something, tell yourself you’ll settle it by flipping a coin. But don’t go by how the coin flips; go by your emotional reaction to the coin flip. Are you happy or sad it came up heads or tails? That is your deepest self telling you what it wants.
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Commencement Address at Rice University in Houston 2011
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Commencement Address at Oregon Episcopal High School 2011
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Commencement Address at Babson College 2011
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Commencement Address at Kenyon College 2011
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