90 Funny and Dirty Ship Names That’ll Get You Kicked from Ports

Funny and dirty ship names are the perfect mix of clever, raunchy, and downright unforgettable. Whether you’re captaining a real vessel or dreaming up a name for your fantasy boat, going with something risqué can turn any ship into a floating punchline. From cheeky wordplay to full-on innuendo, these names are designed to entertain, shock, and maybe cause a few blushes at the marina. Ready to get wildly inappropriate on water? Let’s dive in.

Punny and Naughty Wordplay

These ship names take full advantage of double meanings and sea-worthy innuendos. They’re bold, they’re clever, and they’ll make grandma giggle—nervously.

1. Ship Faced

2. Pier Pressure

3. Sea-Men Patrol

4. Knotty Buoy

5. Master Baiter

6. Stern Test

7. Wet Dream

8. Seamen Slayer

9. Blow Me Down

10. Buoy Toy

11. The Salty Oar

12. Nauti by Nature

13. The Dirty Rudder

14. Anchor Management Issues

15. Knot on the First Date

Sexy and Suggestive Names

These are the ship names that sound like they belong on dating apps—or whispered at a bar. Playful, flirty, and just dirty enough to get a few raised eyebrows.

1. Come Aboard

2. Heavy Petrel

3. Slick & Salty

4. O-Fish-Ally Hot

5. The Morning Wood

6. She Likes It Wet

7. Naughty Buoyancy

8. The Tip Only

9. Lickety Split

10. Full Mast

11. Just the Stern

12. Go Down Together

13. No Pants Required

14. High Tide & Low Morals

15. The Pleasure Dinghy

Party Boat Vibes and Boozy Humor

For when your ship is mostly used for drinking, dancing, and doing things you’ll never speak of again. These names celebrate liquid courage and wild weekends.

1. Rum & Dumber

2. Alcohol’s Deep

3. The Wet Bar

4. Booze Buoy

5. Floatin’ & Gropin’

6. Tequila Overboard

7. Kegstand Cruiser

8. The Slippery Sip

9. Margarita Floater

10. Last Call Yacht Club

11. Tipsy Trawler

12. Vodka Voyage

13. Shots on Deck

14. Gin and Bear It

15. Beer Me Baby

Rowdy Pirate or Seafarer-Inspired Names

Ahoy, matey—with extra attitude. These names take pirate themes and crank the filth factor up a few nautical miles.

1. Booty Hunter

2. Pegged Leg

3. The Naughty Mariner

4. Arrrrrr You Single

5. Salty Peg

6. Jolly Rogered

7. The Captain’s Mistress

8. Yo Hoes Afloat

9. Scallywags & Skanks

10. The Blow Deck

11. Scurvy & Thirsty

12. Buccaneers & Beers

13. Sea-Duced

14. The Rear Admiral

15. Plank Me Hard

Over-the-Top Flirtatious or Cringe Names

Some names are so cringey, they’re iconic. These are unapologetically ridiculous, flirty, and absolutely unforgettable.

1. The Love Tug

2. Kiss My Buoy

3. SS Booty Call

4. Swipe Right at Sea

5. Wet Willie

6. Big Deck Energy

7. Can’t Get Enough

8. Call Me Captain Daddy

9. The Vibe Raft

10. She Blows

11. Hooked on You

12. The Reel Tease

13. Crankin’ & Yankin’

14. Naughty-cals Only

15. Dirty Little Floater

Dirty-ish but Safe-Enough-for-a-Sticker Names

These suggestive names toe the line—you might get away with them in public… but barely. Perfect for people who want to be bold but not banned.

1. Off the Dock-it

2. Sir Floats-a-Lot

3. Buoy Trouble

4. In Deep Ship

5. Nauti Girl

6. Swell Ride

7. The Wet Set

8. Slick When Wet

9. Under the C-Influence

10. Naughty List Captain

11. Clam Digger

12. Deck You Later

13. The Sea Tease

14. Yachtzee Naughty

15. The Flirtin’ Floater