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240+ Funny Baby Chick Names That’ll Make You Cluck With Laughter

Funny baby chick names bring a lot more joy to your coop than you might expect. Whether you’re raising a few peepers in your backyard or just daydreaming about naming the tiniest, fluffiest creatures alive, giving your baby chicks hilarious names makes the experience even more fun. From food puns to farm-inspired comedy gold, this list of funny baby chick names covers all the quirky bases—and guarantees you’ll never confuse “Eggward” with “Cluckles” again.

Food-Inspired Chick Names

Let’s be real: baby chicks are tiny, round, and often the exact shade of scrambled eggs. So it’s only natural to give them names that sound like a brunch menu (without actually putting them on one).

  1. Nugget

  2. Omelette

  3. Biscuit

  4. Waffle

  5. Drumstick

  6. Popcorn

  7. Noodle

  8. Muffin

  9. Pickle

  10. Cupcake

  11. Butterball

  12. Cheddar

  13. Beans

  14. Crouton

  15. Pudding

  16. Tater Tot

  17. Peepcorn

  18. Flapjack

  19. Jellybean

  20. Cookie

  21. Bacon Bit

  22. S’mores

  23. Honeybun

  24. Cheeto

  25. Dumpling

  26. Cocoa Puff

  27. Queso

  28. Cornflake

  29. Toffee

  30. Sprout

  31. Macaroni

  32. Nacho

  33. Gingersnap

  34. Snickerdoodle

  35. Tofu

Chick Celebrity & Pop Culture Parodies

These names give your chicks the A-list treatment—with a ridiculous poultry twist. Perfect for TikTok stars, coop comedians, and general chick royalty.

  1. Cluck Norris

  2. Chickira

  3. Egg Sheeran

  4. Hen Stefani

  5. Yolk Hogan

  6. Feather Locklear

  7. Chick Jagger

  8. Beakoncé

  9. Princess Lay-a

  10. Brad Peck

  11. Lady Cluck

  12. Coop Dogg

  13. Chick Kardashian

  14. Oprah Henfrey

  15. Taylor Swiftwing

  16. Poultry Clarkson

  17. Chick Benedict

  18. Yolko Ono

  19. Meryl Cheep

  20. Chick Diesel

  21. Cluck Gyllenhaal

  22. Justin Beaker

  23. Fluff Daddy

  24. Cooprah

  25. Hennifer Lopez

  26. Sir Pecks-a-Lot

  27. Benedict Cumbercluck

  28. Cardi Beak

  29. Billie E-chick

  30. Eggward Scissorbeak

  31. Chick Harlow

  32. Gizzard of Oz

  33. Cluckie Chan

  34. Stevie Chick

  35. Cooperman

Personality-Based Names

These names are based on how your baby chick acts—from sassy fluffballs to sleepyheads to those born with main-character energy.

  1. Zippy

  2. Sassy

  3. Sleepy

  4. Bossy Boots

  5. Peepzilla

  6. Zoomer

  7. Fidget

  8. Wobbles

  9. Squeaky

  10. Feisty

  11. Chill Peep

  12. Swoosh

  13. Skippy

  14. Diva

  15. Hush

  16. Snugglebutt

  17. Grumpy Beak

  18. Jumpy

  19. Puffball

  20. Stompy

  21. Side-Eye

  22. Chatty Chick

  23. Wanderbeak

  24. Drama Queen

  25. Flopsy

  26. Mischief

  27. Lintball

  28. Loudmouth

  29. Ditsy

  30. Queen Cluck

  31. Twitch

  32. Loner

  33. Curious George

  34. Cluckster

  35. Nervy

Classic Chicken Puns

If there’s one thing baby chicks are born for (besides fluff), it’s puns. These names bring the full force of dad joke energy to your coop.

  1. Eggward

  2. Peckerhead

  3. Cluckzilla

  4. Bok Bok

  5. Yolkie

  6. Shellby

  7. Meringue

  8. Eggnog

  9. Free Range Fred

  10. Coopaloop

  11. Scramble

  12. Cluckles

  13. Sunny Side Up

  14. Poachy

  15. Hennifer

  16. Chick Magnet

  17. Sir Clucksalot

  18. Fluffernutter

  19. Rooster Booster

  20. Hatchling Hattie

  21. Cheep Trick

  22. Coop De Ville

  23. Yolktopus

  24. Birdie Sanders

  25. Coopid

  26. Hen Solo

  27. Count Cluckula

  28. Eggatha Christie

  29. Pluck Norris

  30. Peep Show

  31. Lord of the Wings

  32. The Beak Lebowski

  33. Omelette du Fromage

  34. Chicknado

  35. T-Rex

Farm-Themed Names

If your chicks are living their best life in a little backyard coop, these names playfully reference the rustic, down-on-the-farm life they’re growing into.

  1. Tractor

  2. Haystack

  3. Bessie

  4. Buttercup

  5. Pickles (the pig’s best friend)

  6. Pitchfork

  7. Rusty

  8. Plowboy

  9. Clover

  10. Daisy Mae

  11. Huck

  12. Nellie

  13. Beansprout

  14. Milkshake

  15. Dandelion

  16. Fencepost

  17. Cornbread

  18. Meadow

  19. Jethro

  20. Blossom

  21. Biscuit Bucket

  22. Puddlejumper

  23. Ducky

  24. Harvest

  25. Mudpie

  26. Barley

  27. Peepaw

  28. Scraps

  29. Grits

  30. Haybale

  31. Cabbage

  32. Marigold

  33. Bluebell

  34. Dottie

  35. Chickweed

Ridiculously Fancy Chick Names

Because just because they’re farm animals doesn’t mean they don’t deserve a name with a little sophistication, drama, or unnecessary vowels.

  1. Sir Peepington III

  2. Lady Clucksworth

  3. Duchess Fluffybird

  4. Countess Beakley

  5. Lord Eggsbury

  6. Henrietta von Fluff

  7. Princess Eggna

  8. Baroness Bok Bok

  9. Cluckston Worthington

  10. Admiral Yolkbottom

  11. Madame Peepé

  12. Eggmond Featherston

  13. King Chickory

  14. Beakatrice

  15. Marquess McNugget

  16. Fluffina the First

  17. Count Coopula

  18. Chickorina

  19. Sir Waddlesworth

  20. Frittata Fontaine

  21. Egglebert Humperchick

  22. Viscount Peep

  23. Dame Featherella

  24. Archduke Bokley

  25. Miss Chicklette

  26. Professor Fluff

  27. Lady Tater

  28. Baron Drumstick

  29. Madame Eggwise

  30. Lord Plume

  31. Chickquavious

  32. Fluffarella

  33. Yolkipedia

  34. Duke McBeaky

  35. Miss Peepington

Chick Name Pairs & Group Ideas

If you’ve got a full peep squad, these names work beautifully in duos, trios, or entire chick gangs.

  1. Salt & Pepper

  2. Peep & Repeat

  3. Nugget & Drumstick

  4. Mac & Cheese

  5. Fluff & Puff

  6. Egg & Bacon

  7. Cluck & Dagger

  8. Snap, Crackle & Pop

  9. Sunny & Yolkie

  10. Thunder & Lightning

  11. Biscuit & Gravy

  12. Peep & Squeak

  13. Chick & Nugget

  14. Bonnie & Cluck

  15. Popcorn & Kernel

  16. Dolly & Parton

  17. Kanye Nest & Chickoncé

  18. Sugar & Spice

  19. Zig & Zag

  20. Coop & Coop Jr.

  21. Bean & Sprout

  22. Omelette & Frittata

  23. Mocha & Latte

  24. Beaky & Cheepy

  25. Squawk & Talk

  26. Fuzzy & Wuzzy

  27. Pickle & Mustard

  28. Lint & Pocket

  29. Cinnamon & Sugar

  30. Fire & Fluff

  31. Waffle & Syrup

  32. Miso & Ramen

  33. Poppy & Seed

  34. Roost & Boost

  35. Twitch & Peep

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