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210 Funny Bear Names That’ll Make You Giggle and Hug Harder

BarbaraByBarbara Brooks

Funny bear names turn any fuzzy friend into a full-blown personality. Whether you’re naming your childhood teddy bear, creating a cartoon sidekick, or joking about that big fluffball who raids your campsite snacks, choosing a hilarious name makes it even better. This list is packed with laugh-worthy, themed options—so get ready to name your bear something wildly unforgettable.

Food-Inspired Bear Names

Because bears love snacks and so do you. These deliciously funny bear names are sweet, salty, and entirely silly:

  1. Honeybutt

  2. Sir Snacksalot

  3. Waffle Paws

  4. Maple Muncher

  5. Chubby Cheesecake

  6. Cocoa Puff

  7. Butterball

  8. Marshmallow Tank

  9. Biscuit Beast

  10. Pop Tart Paw

  11. Grizzly Graham

  12. Muffin Roar

  13. Jellyroll

  14. Niblet

  15. Tater Tot

  16. Caramel Growler

  17. Nacho Nibbler

  18. Pickle Snout

  19. Peanut Butter Claws

  20. Bagel Beast

  21. Jellybean Juggernaut

  22. Cupcake Crusher

  23. Sausage Cub

  24. Fudge Nugget

  25. Cornbread Cubby

  26. Donutzilla

  27. Churro Fuzz

  28. Snickerdoodle Stomp

  29. Apple Paw

  30. Sir Licks-a-Lot

  31. Mango Mauler

  32. Cheese Whiz

  33. Brownie Bear

  34. Ham Hugs

  35. Toasted Tundra

Classic & Parody Bear Puns

A good pun is bearly tolerable—in the best way. These names put the “pun” in “punctually pawsome”:

  1. Bear Grylls

  2. Barry Manilow

  3. Winnie the Phew

  4. Fuzzy Wuzzy II

  5. Sir Bearington

  6. Grizzelda

  7. Cub Scout Carl

  8. Bearnie Sanders

  9. Teddy Roosevelt (actual legend, now a soft plush)

  10. Rawr-Bear De Niro

  11. Paws McCartney

  12. Grizzlebee

  13. Un-Bear-able

  14. Barry Potter

  15. Fur-gie

  16. Clawdia

  17. Leonardo DiBearprio

  18. Paw Revere

  19. Bearlock Holmes

  20. Elvis Pawsley

  21. Pawcasso

  22. Chew-Bear-Ca

  23. Snugglezilla

  24. The Great Fatsby

  25. Paddington Not

  26. Meryl Beep

  27. Bearanormal

  28. Snoop Claw

  29. Darth Growl

  30. Beary Styles

  31. Pawkemon

  32. Pawdrey Hepbearn

  33. Queen Elizabear

  34. Judge Pawdner

  35. Cubrick Lamar

Fancy or Over-the-Top Bear Names

Because some bears demand elegance—even while they’re falling face-first into honey. These names give drama, flair, and plenty of sass:

  1. Lord Fluffington

  2. Duchess Growlington

  3. Baron von Cuddles

  4. Madame Snuggleworth

  5. Sir Tumbleton III

  6. Queen Furrina

  7. Captain Pawsworth

  8. Miss Tickleton

  9. Count Chubbyclaws

  10. Admiral Bearcroft

  11. Prince Pompadour

  12. Lady Licksalot

  13. Chancellor Cubbie

  14. Bella von Snuggles

  15. Sir Growls-a-Lot

  16. Lady Bearymore

  17. Winston P. Paws

  18. Baroness Honeybuns

  19. El Cubador

  20. Esquire Fuzzpaws

  21. Gloriabelle Fluffums

  22. Montgomery Muffinpaw

  23. Lord Waffleworth

  24. Earl of Hibernation

  25. Miss Pawlina

  26. Bearyoncé

  27. Lady Growlita

  28. Monsieur Fudgepaw

  29. Tuxington Clawford

  30. The Honorable Sir Fuzzles

  31. Colonel Roarsworth

  32. Velvet McSnuggletop

  33. Pompom Cheeksworth

  34. Cubrick von Hugface

  35. Sweetums Maximus

Clumsy, Goofy, or Lazy Bear Names

For bears who roll off beds, nap 19 hours a day, or trip over pinecones on purpose—these names fit perfectly:

  1. Noodle Paws

  2. Bumbles

  3. Sir Trips-a-Lot

  4. Wobble

  5. Hiccup

  6. Crumbs

  7. Mr. Tumbles

  8. Paws McFlop

  9. Clumsy Claws

  10. Napoleon Snoozepart

  11. Sir Droolsalot

  12. Doozy

  13. Splat

  14. Muffinface

  15. Lazy Lumps

  16. Waddlebeast

  17. Tumbleweed Ted

  18. Drooly Doo

  19. Cuddlezilla

  20. Fuzzbucket

  21. Marshmellow Drizzle

  22. Couch Grizzly

  23. Fluffblop

  24. Naptime Nugget

  25. Oopsie

  26. Doofus Cub

  27. The Yawner

  28. Drowsy Dancer

  29. Slouchpaw

  30. Bellyflop Barry

  31. Crumples

  32. Pillow Bandit

  33. Fumbleroar

  34. Sir Shuffles

  35. Snoozeball Supreme

Pop Culture-Inspired Bear Names

TV, movies, memes—every bear needs a little stardom. These names borrow from pop culture and give them a fuzzy spin:

  1. Bearoncé

  2. Harry Pawter

  3. Ted Lasso (literally perfect)

  4. Obi-Wan Bearnobi

  5. Paw McCartney

  6. Baby Yawna

  7. Beyar Simpson

  8. Bearlula

  9. Cub Kardashian

  10. Roary Styles

  11. Cub Diesel

  12. The Notorious B.E.A.R.

  13. Beardevil

  14. Cubpool

  15. Claws Lightyear

  16. Pawny Stark

  17. Lizzo Cub

  18. Doctor Growl

  19. Paddington the Remix

  20. Bruno (But You Talk About Him)

  21. Kanye Grizz

  22. Beary White

  23. Billie Growlish

  24. Bearlock Holmes (yes, again)

  25. The Pawfather

  26. Groot Cub

  27. Ron Fuzzley

  28. Chandler Pawng

  29. Cub Swift

  30. Frodo Fuzzins

  31. Darth Paw

  32. Snoop Fluffy

  33. The Mandabearian

  34. Chewclawka

  35. Gollumbear

Ridiculously Tough Bear Names (for not-so-tough bears)

These are for the tiniest, floppiest, most snuggly bears… who secretly think they’re warriors. Or just sound like they bench press beehives.

  1. Clawzilla

  2. Bruiser Snuggles

  3. The Pawcalypse

  4. Bearbulance

  5. Sir Roars-a-Lot

  6. Pawminator

  7. Thundertush

  8. MegaGrizzle

  9. The Cubinator

  10. Steel Fuzz

  11. Iron Bear

  12. Grizzleface McRage

  13. The Hibernate Hulk

  14. Snuggle Smackdown

  15. Growlzilla Prime

  16. Mauler Muffin

  17. Captain Grizzlypants

  18. Bearnado

  19. The Bruin Duke

  20. Roarbacca

  21. Thunderclap

  22. The Bearbarian

  23. Claw Hammer

  24. Titan Paw

  25. Mad Maximus

  26. Beary the Destroyer

  27. Ninja Snuggler

  28. The Fluffinator

  29. Feral Furball

  30. Warlord Waffle

  31. Bruin Storm

  32. Jawbreaker Jenkins

  33. Ice Claws

  34. Fangsnuggle

  35. The Growlfather

Barbara

Barbara Brooks is the creator of Graduation Wisdom, a blog that explores life’s continuous learnings and transitions. She shares insights from cultural phenomena to personal growth, celebrating every new beginning.

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