210 Funny Bear Names That’ll Make You Giggle and Hug Harder

Funny bear names turn any fuzzy friend into a full-blown personality. Whether you’re naming your childhood teddy bear, creating a cartoon sidekick, or joking about that big fluffball who raids your campsite snacks, choosing a hilarious name makes it even better. This list is packed with laugh-worthy, themed options—so get ready to name your bear something wildly unforgettable.

Food-Inspired Bear Names

Because bears love snacks and so do you. These deliciously funny bear names are sweet, salty, and entirely silly:

1. Honeybutt

2. Sir Snacksalot

3. Waffle Paws

4. Maple Muncher

5. Chubby Cheesecake

6. Cocoa Puff

7. Butterball

8. Marshmallow Tank

9. Biscuit Beast

10. Pop Tart Paw

11. Grizzly Graham

12. Muffin Roar

13. Jellyroll

14. Niblet

15. Tater Tot

16. Caramel Growler

17. Nacho Nibbler

18. Pickle Snout

19. Peanut Butter Claws

20. Bagel Beast

21. Jellybean Juggernaut

22. Cupcake Crusher

23. Sausage Cub

24. Fudge Nugget

25. Cornbread Cubby

26. Donutzilla

27. Churro Fuzz

28. Snickerdoodle Stomp

29. Apple Paw

30. Sir Licks-a-Lot

31. Mango Mauler

32. Cheese Whiz

33. Brownie Bear

34. Ham Hugs

35. Toasted Tundra

Classic & Parody Bear Puns

A good pun is bearly tolerable—in the best way. These names put the “pun” in “punctually pawsome”:

1. Bear Grylls

2. Barry Manilow

3. Winnie the Phew

4. Fuzzy Wuzzy II

5. Sir Bearington

6. Grizzelda

7. Cub Scout Carl

8. Bearnie Sanders

9. Teddy Roosevelt (actual legend, now a soft plush)

10. Rawr-Bear De Niro

11. Paws McCartney

12. Grizzlebee

13. Un-Bear-able

14. Barry Potter

15. Fur-gie

16. Clawdia

17. Leonardo DiBearprio

18. Paw Revere

19. Bearlock Holmes

20. Elvis Pawsley

21. Pawcasso

22. Chew-Bear-Ca

23. Snugglezilla

24. The Great Fatsby

25. Paddington Not

26. Meryl Beep

27. Bearanormal

28. Snoop Claw

29. Darth Growl

30. Beary Styles

31. Pawkemon

32. Pawdrey Hepbearn

33. Queen Elizabear

34. Judge Pawdner

35. Cubrick Lamar

Fancy or Over-the-Top Bear Names

Because some bears demand elegance—even while they’re falling face-first into honey. These names give drama, flair, and plenty of sass:

1. Lord Fluffington

2. Duchess Growlington

3. Baron von Cuddles

4. Madame Snuggleworth

5. Sir Tumbleton III

6. Queen Furrina

7. Captain Pawsworth

8. Miss Tickleton

9. Count Chubbyclaws

10. Admiral Bearcroft

11. Prince Pompadour

12. Lady Licksalot

13. Chancellor Cubbie

14. Bella von Snuggles

15. Sir Growls-a-Lot

16. Lady Bearymore

17. Winston P. Paws

18. Baroness Honeybuns

19. El Cubador

20. Esquire Fuzzpaws

21. Gloriabelle Fluffums

22. Montgomery Muffinpaw

23. Lord Waffleworth

24. Earl of Hibernation

25. Miss Pawlina

26. Bearyoncé

27. Lady Growlita

28. Monsieur Fudgepaw

29. Tuxington Clawford

30. The Honorable Sir Fuzzles

31. Colonel Roarsworth

32. Velvet McSnuggletop

33. Pompom Cheeksworth

34. Cubrick von Hugface

35. Sweetums Maximus

Clumsy, Goofy, or Lazy Bear Names

For bears who roll off beds, nap 19 hours a day, or trip over pinecones on purpose—these names fit perfectly:

1. Noodle Paws

2. Bumbles

3. Sir Trips-a-Lot

4. Wobble

5. Hiccup

6. Crumbs

7. Mr. Tumbles

8. Paws McFlop

9. Clumsy Claws

10. Napoleon Snoozepart

11. Sir Droolsalot

12. Doozy

13. Splat

14. Muffinface

15. Lazy Lumps

16. Waddlebeast

17. Tumbleweed Ted

18. Drooly Doo

19. Cuddlezilla

20. Fuzzbucket

21. Marshmellow Drizzle

22. Couch Grizzly

23. Fluffblop

24. Naptime Nugget

25. Oopsie

26. Doofus Cub

27. The Yawner

28. Drowsy Dancer

29. Slouchpaw

30. Bellyflop Barry

31. Crumples

32. Pillow Bandit

33. Fumbleroar

34. Sir Shuffles

35. Snoozeball Supreme

Pop Culture-Inspired Bear Names

TV, movies, memes—every bear needs a little stardom. These names borrow from pop culture and give them a fuzzy spin:

1. Bearoncé

2. Harry Pawter

3. Ted Lasso (literally perfect)

4. Obi-Wan Bearnobi

5. Paw McCartney

6. Baby Yawna

7. Beyar Simpson

8. Bearlula

9. Cub Kardashian

10. Roary Styles

11. Cub Diesel

12. The Notorious B.E.A.R.

13. Beardevil

14. Cubpool

15. Claws Lightyear

16. Pawny Stark

17. Lizzo Cub

18. Doctor Growl

19. Paddington the Remix

20. Bruno (But You Talk About Him)

21. Kanye Grizz

22. Beary White

23. Billie Growlish

24. Bearlock Holmes (yes, again)

25. The Pawfather

26. Groot Cub

27. Ron Fuzzley

28. Chandler Pawng

29. Cub Swift

30. Frodo Fuzzins

31. Darth Paw

32. Snoop Fluffy

33. The Mandabearian

34. Chewclawka

35. Gollumbear

Ridiculously Tough Bear Names (for not-so-tough bears)

These are for the tiniest, floppiest, most snuggly bears… who secretly think they’re warriors. Or just sound like they bench press beehives.

1. Clawzilla

2. Bruiser Snuggles

3. The Pawcalypse

4. Bearbulance

5. Sir Roars-a-Lot

6. Pawminator

7. Thundertush

8. MegaGrizzle

9. The Cubinator

10. Steel Fuzz

11. Iron Bear

12. Grizzleface McRage

13. The Hibernate Hulk

14. Snuggle Smackdown

15. Growlzilla Prime

16. Mauler Muffin

17. Captain Grizzlypants

18. Bearnado

19. The Bruin Duke

20. Roarbacca

21. Thunderclap

22. The Bearbarian

23. Claw Hammer

24. Titan Paw

25. Mad Maximus

26. Beary the Destroyer

27. Ninja Snuggler

28. The Fluffinator

29. Feral Furball

30. Warlord Waffle

31. Bruin Storm

32. Jawbreaker Jenkins

33. Ice Claws

34. Fangsnuggle

35. The Growlfather