90 Funny Fantasy Football Names Featuring McCaffrey You’ll Actually Use

Funny fantasy football names featuring McCaffrey are the gold standard of gridiron humor. Whether you’re a die-hard Niners fan, a fantasy legend who stole him in Round 1, or just love a solid RB pun, you’ve got to brand your team with something clever. A good name makes your league mates laugh, cry, or rage-quit—and if McCaffrey’s in your lineup, you’ve already got the firepower. Below, you’ll find the funniest, punniest, and most outrageous McCaffrey-inspired team names to carry your squad through the fantasy season with style.

McCaffrey Name Puns

These are all about twisting and turning “McCaffrey” into gloriously ridiculous wordplay.

1. Run CMC

2. McWinning Streak

3. Christian MCFantasy

4. Full McCaffrey Jacket

5. McCaffree Agents

6. House of McCaffrey

7. McCaffeine High

8. McCaffree Fallin’

9. Hot McCaffree Sundae

10. Captain McCaffrey

11. The McCaffrey Situation

12. McCaffree-For-All

13. CMC Ya Later

14. CMC Ya Next Tuesday

15. The McCaffrey Experiment

Christian-Themed Puns & Twists

Play up his first name for holy hilarity or ironic wholesomeness.

1. Christian Mingle

2. Sunday School Slayers

3. Fantasy’s Favorite Christian

4. Saving Grace & Yardage

5. Walks with Christian

6. Hail Mary & Christian

7. The Christian Crusaders

8. Hallelujah CMC

9. God’s Favorite RB

10. In Christian We Trust

11. CMC’s Disciples

12. Thou Shall Not Bench

13. WWCMD (What Would Christian McCaffrey Do?)

14. Bless Up Christian

15. Saints Who? We Got Christian

McCaffrey + Pop Culture Mashups

Combine his name with movie titles, TV references, and memes for instant win.

1. Game of McCaffreys

2. Keeping Up with McCaffrey

3. The McCaffrey Bunch

4. McCaffrey in the Middle

5. Ferris McCaffrey’s Day Off

6. Breaking McCaffrey

7. Stranger CMCs

8. CMC Hammer

9. McCaffrey Potter and the Fantasy League

10. McCaffrey and Furious

11. The Fresh Prince of CMC

12. The Office of McCaffrey

13. The McCaffather

14. Christian Bale-ing on You

15. The Fast and the McCaffreys

Dominant & Trash Talk Names Featuring McCaffrey

When your team name says “I already won and I’m just here to gloat.”

1. Christian Carried Us

2. McCaffrey’s Touchdown Machine

3. CMC: Certified Match Crusher

4. McCaffrey & Destroy

5. Zero RBs, One Christian

6. All Praise McCaffrey

7. CMC Ya in the Playoffs

8. 100 Yards and Vibes

9. McCaffrey’s Bench Warmers (You)

10. Built Different with CMC

11. The Christian Conversion Rate

12. CMC-ing Is Believing

13. Don’t McCaff Me Bro

14. First Round. First Place.

15. CMC Wrecking Crew

Inside Joke, Sarcastic & Underdog Names

For when you drafted Christian McCaffrey but your team is still somehow 1–5.

1. McCaffrey Can’t Save This

2. My RB’s Great, I’m Not

3. One Man Team (Guess Who)

4. All I Got Is Christian

5. Carry Me CMC

6. IRL McCaffrey, Fantasy Me

7. CMC and the Clown Squad

8. Christian and the Lost Boys

9. Fantasy Faith, Real-Life Fail

10. Sunday Scaries with CMC

11. Better Name Than Record

12. Drafted Christian, Got Regret

13. Bench Full of Hope

14. McCaffrey or Bust

15. Still Losing with Christian

League-Specific McCaffrey Group Names (Bonus)

If you’re in a league where McCaffrey gets drafted (or traded) every season, these names bring extra chaos.

1. Trade Me McCaffrey

2. The McCaffrey Curse

3. Week 1 McCaffrey Holders

4. Annual McCaffrey Lottery

5. CMC-Holics Anonymous

6. The Great McCaffrey Heist

7. League of Extraordinary Christians

8. CMC Trade Bait

9. McCaffrey’s Injury Watch

10. The McCaffrey Dynasty

11. Yearly Christian Worshippers

12. McCaffrey’s Fantasy Church

13. “I Had Him First” Club

14. The RB You’ll Regret Trading

15. McCaffrey or Die League