170+ Funny Girl Corgi Names That’ll Fit Her Tiny Royal Butt

Funny girl corgi names are almost non-negotiable when your pup looks like a walking loaf of bread with legs made of stubby marshmallows. Corgis are adorable, opinionated, and have the undeniable energy of someone who’d yell “I’m not short, I’m compact!” at a family BBQ. Whether she’s zooming down the hallway, side-eyeing you from the couch, or sitting on your feet like she pays rent, your sassy little queen needs a name that makes you laugh every single time. So here it is—an over-the-top, lovingly curated list of 170+ funny names for your girl corgi that are just as extra as she is.

Food-Inspired Funny Corgi Names

For the girl who looks like a croissant and acts like a chili pepper, these deliciously inspired names are perfect.

1. Niblet

2. Waffles

3. Cupcake

4. Dumpling

5. Tater Tot

6. Mac & Cheese

7. Snickerdoodle

8. Pickle

9. Cheeseball

10. Marshmallow

11. Beans

12. Pumpkin Spice

13. Hot Pocket

14. Tofu

15. Brownie

16. Gingersnap

17. Jellybean

18. Nugget

19. Frito

20. Biscotti

21. Meatball

22. Muffin

23. Churro

24. Queso

25. Popcorn

26. Butterball

27. Pretzel

28. Crumpet

29. S’mores

30. Gravy

31. Olive

32. Bacon Bit

33. Cheeto

34. Mochi

35. Honey Bun

She might be a dog, but let’s be honest—she’s also your favorite snack.

Sassy Diva Names for Drama Queens

Because your girl corgi has enough personality for three dogs and a cat, and she’s not afraid to use it.

1. Miss Tude

2. Sassy Pants

3. Diva Muffin

4. Barkoncé

5. Sassafras

6. Queenie

7. Drama Mama

8. Snappy

9. Princess Pout

10. Bossy Boots

11. Barkarella

12. Madam Wigglebutt

13. Tootsie

14. Vibe Check

15. Miss Independent

16. Loudette

17. Her Royal Sauciness

18. Lil’ Roar

19. Fifi the Fierce

20. Duchess Sass

21. Side Eye Sally

22. Wigglesworth

23. Fancy Nancy

24. Bella Drama

25. Mood Swing

26. Madame Chew

27. Prissy

28. Hot Mess Express

29. Toasty Temper

30. Fluffy Shade

31. Diva Delight

32. Sparkle Growl

33. Yappy Hour

34. Baby Attitude

35. Extra Spice

Every time she dramatically flops onto the rug or gives you the “you woke me up for this?” face, these names will feel just right.

Punny & Play-on-Words Corgi Names

If you’re a wordplay lover, these punny gems will turn your corgi’s name into an automatic punchline.

1. Corgzilla

2. Queen Elizabark

3. Cardi B(ark)

4. Pawlina

5. Corgelina Jolie

6. Corgito

7. Furgalicious

8. Sniffany

9. Bark Vader

10. Dogatha Christie

11. Pawleen

12. Woofie Goldberg

13. Barky Minaj

14. Howlsey

15. Corgoncé

16. Clawdette

17. Floofy Gaga

18. Fetchica Alba

19. Bitey White

20. Puprah

21. Corgnelius

22. Beatrix Sniffer

23. Biscuit Midler

24. Sarah Jessica Barker

25. Wiggle Swift

26. Howlina

27. Yappy Gilmore

28. Biscuit Eilish

29. Shakira Pawpaw

30. Oprah Winfur

31. Moofasa

32. Meowly Cyrus (just to be chaotic)

33. Slobberella

34. Ruffiana

35. Chewlah Roberts

You’ll smile every time someone tries to say her name with a straight face—and fails.

Celebrity & Pop Culture Names

Whether you stan pop queens or binge Netflix, these funny girl corgi names are pop-culture gold.

1. Britney Ears

2. Pawlina Anderson

3. Hermione Growler

4. Lady Woof

5. Chewy Delevingne

6. Kim Barkdashian

7. Meryl Sheep

8. Meeka Mouse

9. Glenda the Good Sniff

10. Dogzilla

11. Arya Bark

12. Corgi Rae Jepsen

13. Gigi Woofid

14. Pawmela Pupderson

15. Pawdry Hepburn

16. Fleas Witherspoon

17. Katy Pawry

18. Lizzo Furreal

19. Luna Snugglegood

20. Megan Thee Wag

21. Snookie Paws

22. Corgi Kardashian

23. Millie Bobby Brownie

24. Sabrina the Teenage Sniff

25. Buffy the Corgi Slayer

26. Xena: Warrior Pup

27. Eleven Outta Ten

28. Barb from “Stranger Barks”

29. Pawsha Fierce

30. Furlicia Keys

31. The Notorious D.O.G.

32. Wednesday Snaps

33. Billie Snoutlish

34. Barbie But Barkie

35. Pawter Swift

If your girl has star power and makes every room her red carpet, this is her list.

Just Plain Ridiculous & Absurd Names

Sometimes you don’t need a reason. You just need a name that makes people snort-laugh.

1. Waddles

2. Lumpy Buttons

3. Floofy McWiggle

4. Noodle Toes

5. Stink Nugget

6. Barkin’ Bubbles

7. Flopzilla

8. Butter Wiggles

9. Cornflake

10. Gobstopper

11. Hamster Queen

12. Doodle Dork

13. Twinkle Tush

14. Biscuit Fang

15. Wobble Wobble

16. Tooty McPaws

17. Sir Wigglepuff (yes, even for a girl)

18. Gremlinita

19. Bork Snort

20. Sassy Quack

21. Sleepy Beans

22. Niblet McZoom

23. Clown Biscuit

24. Potato Wiggle

25. Fanny Fuzz

26. Corgzilla Diva

27. Fuzz Nugget

28. Madam Fluffstorm

29. The Corgisaur

30. Wiggly Fartlebee

31. Pajama Snout

32. Miss Stumbles

33. Snortle Princess

34. Borkley

35. Noodle Diva Supreme

These are for the corgi girls who live to be ridiculous—and make your life infinitely better for it.