125 Funny Halloween Gravestone Names That’ll Leave You Dying of Laughter

If you’re setting up a haunted yard, decorating for a Halloween party, or just trying to entertain the neighborhood trick-or-treaters, using funny Halloween gravestone names is the perfect way to bring some humor to the horror. These pun-filled tombstones are a classic part of Halloween lawn displays, offering a mix of creepy charm and laugh-out-loud wordplay. Whether you’re going for lighthearted or just a little twisted, these names are sure to bury the competition.

Classic Name Puns for Tombstones

These names are built around classic pun formats and fake identities—ideal for Halloween displays that are more witty than wicked.

Al B. Back
Ben Better
Doug Graves
Ima Goner
Barry D. Alive
Justin Time
D. Cayd
Rick Amortis
Moe Lester
Will B. Next
Ella Vated
Sal A. Mander
Al B. Damned
Hal O. Ween
Liza Lot
Phil DeGrave
Sue Flay
Anita Bath
Cole D. Cut
Iona Life
Bill Board
Manny Bones
Dee Parted
Rustin Peaces
Jerry Atric

These are friendly enough for all ages and fit well into a whimsical or cartoonish cemetery setup.

Pop Culture & Parody Names

Take inspiration from celebrities, movie characters, or famous sayings and twist them into hilarious Halloween gravestone ideas.

Grim Kardashian
Drac E. O’Lantern
Boo Hefner
Marrow Streep
Ghost Malone
Dead Sheeran
Tom Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’
Beetle-Bruised
FrankenFine
Howlsey
Cardi BeGone
Zayn Die-n
Jack Skellington Jr.
Deadpool’s Cousin
Ghoulie Andrews
The Hexorcist
Elvira-ted
Freddie Mercury Poisoned
Winona Spider
Billie Eyelids (resting forever)
Snoop Fright
Tim Boo-rton
Taylor Scared
Dwayne “The Wreck” Johnson
Morticia’s Roommate

These are best for crowds who enjoy a bit of pop culture reference in their Halloween fun. Perfect for parties or themed graveyards.

Creepy But Comedic Epitaphs

Funny phrases and epitaphs can be added under your punny names—or used on their own. These are one-liners for your tombstones to give your setup an extra punch.

“I told you I was sick.”
“BRB. Maybe.”
“Here lies my motivation.”
“Too ghoul for school.”
“Buried in debt.”
“Zombie bait—now free!”
“Came for the candy, stayed for eternity.”
“Finally found peace… and silence.”
“Now haunting full time.”
“No regrets—except that burrito.”
“Decaf killed me.”
“Don’t trip over me again.”
“RIP—Really Into Puns”
“Shhh… introvert resting.”
“Voted off the island.”
“Internet’s down forever.”
“Haunt you later!”
“404: Life not found.”
“Paused my Netflix and died.”
“Spooked one too many people.”
“Ghosted permanently.”
“Ran out of extra lives.”
“Still waiting on my coffee.”
“Dead serious.”
“Check back next Halloween.”

These one-liners are especially fun for people walking through your display or reading your props up close.

Animal and Pet-Themed Tombstone Names

Planning a mini pet cemetery or spooky area for your furry friends? These playful pet gravestone names are perfect for animal lovers and family-friendly setups.