120 Funny Inappropriate Names to Call Your Boyfriend

Tired of calling him “babe” for the hundredth time today? Whether you’re feeling flirty, silly, or just a little chaotic, giving your guy a nickname that makes you both laugh is a fun way to spice things up. From cheeky to downright ridiculous, these funny and inappropriate names to call your boyfriend are perfect for those moments when “honey” just won’t cut it.

Just make sure he’s got a sense of humor—and maybe don’t yell them out in public (unless you’re both into that kind of attention). Ready to find the perfect blend of naughty and nice? Let’s dive in.

Mildly Inappropriate but Endearing Nicknames

Sometimes, you want to tease him just enough to make him blush—but not enough to get yourself into trouble. These names are playful, a little cheeky, and full of affection. Think of them as the perfect blend of sass and sweetness.

Butt Nugget
Captain Sasshole
Sassy Pants
Snuggle Monster of Doom
Dorkzilla
Sir Sulks-a-Lot
Fart Biscuit
Drama Llama
Whiny Babycakes
Tantrum King
Pouty McSnuggles
Grumpy Bumpkin
Bedhead Bandit
Snore Lord
Footsie Fiend
Whisker Tickler
Spoiled Tater
Mumble Muffin
Naptrap
Gooberlicious

Food-Inspired Nicknames With a Naughty Twist

If your boyfriend is your favorite snack (or full-course meal), this one’s for you. These food-themed nicknames add a spicy, sometimes saucy twist that’s equal parts flirty and funny. Warning: may cause cravings.

Snack Daddy
Sweet Cheeks Supreme
Big Mac Daddy
Cheeky Chimichanga
Cinnamon Stud Muffin
Jalapeño Hottie
Honey Glazed Trouble
Saucy Meatball
Naughty Nacho
Tiramisu Temptation
Cherry Bombshell
Spicy Sausage King
Gooey Butter Boy
Sizzling Bacon Bae
Frosting Fingers
Caramel Hunk Swirl
Pudding Pop Papi
Beefcake Burrito
Crème Brûlée Bruiser
S’more Snuggler

Animal-Based Nicknames That Sound Questionable

Who says animals can’t be sexy? These wild, weird, and sometimes ridiculous creature-inspired names are perfect for unleashing your inner zoo keeper. Just make sure he doesn’t mind being called a “randy raccoon.”

Thirsty Sloth
Panting Panther
Randy Raccoon
Moody Moose
Giggly Gorilla
Frisky Ferret
Wiggly Walrus
Naughty Narwhal
Purring Pug
Snappy Turtle Boy
Rabid Rabbit
Howlin’ Husky
Sly Foxy Babe
Rowdy Rooster
Clingy Koala
Twerky Turkey
Dirty Duckling
Bashful Bear Butt
Saucy Seahorse
Playful Porcupine

Nicknames That Sound Inappropriate but Are Totally Harmless

These names sound dirty—but they’re really just clever little traps for innocent ears. Use them when you want to keep things PG in theory, but definitely not in tone. Bonus points if you say them in public and watch reactions.

Mr. Nibbles
Sir Moans-a-Lot
Lover Lump
Pillow Thrasher
Wiggle Warrior
Tickle Monster
Snuggle Pirate
Muffin Muncher
Tush Whisperer
Chuckle Daddy
Squishy Nugget
Snicker Prince
Rumble Snuggler
Sir Wiggle Bottom
Fluffy Rascal
Toot Machine
Swoon Bucket
Puddin’ Punk
Cuddle Carnivore
Gasp Magnet

Over-the-Top Pet Names from Soap Operas and Trashy Rom-Coms

If your love life feels like a soap opera (and let’s be honest, whose doesn’t sometimes?), these hilariously dramatic nicknames will fit right in. They’re over-the-top, extra, and maybe a little ridiculous—but that’s what makes them fabulous.

Danger Daddy
Sir Licks-a-Lot
The Tongue Bandit
Don Juan de Sweats-a-Lot
Brooding Heatlord
Master of Cuddleshire
Count Von Smoochie
Baron of Bedhead
Lord Thrustington
Love Duke Supreme
The Kiss Crusader
Steamy McDreamy
Passion Pantaloons
Velvet Volcano
Rico Suave Jr.
The Flirt Commander
Mr. Seduction Central
Blush Baron
The Rom-Com Ruler
Señor Sugarstorm

Totally NSFW Nicknames (for Private Use Only!)

These are the nicknames that live behind closed doors—bold, brazen, and definitely not for family dinner. If your love language includes a healthy dose of naughty talk, this section is your playground. Proceed with caution (and maybe a smirk).