230+ Funny Names for Female Chickens That’ll Crack You Up Daily
Funny names for female chickens make every trip to the coop feel like you’re walking into a sitcom. Chickens are natural comedians—whether they’re chasing bugs, bossing everyone around, or squawking like they own the place. So why give your feathered ladies boring names when you can call them something like Hen Stefani or Cluckles the Clown? Whether you’ve got a sassy diva, a fluffy little weirdo, or a backyard queen, this list is packed with hilarious, unforgettable names for every type of hen in your flock.
Food-Inspired Names for Sassy Hens
If your hen loves to peck anything edible—or you just enjoy ironic naming—these tasty names are a cluckin’ win.
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Drumstick
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Nugget
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Omelette
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Waffles
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Muffin
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Butterscotch
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Popcorn
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Peaches
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Cupcake
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Tater Tot
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Pickle
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Honeybun
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Biscuit
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Brownie
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Snickers
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Jellybean
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Queso
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Cocoa Puff
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Churro
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Crouton
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Pudding
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Sprinkles
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Donut
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Macaroni
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S’mores
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Cheesecake
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Pumpkin Pie
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Niblet
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Maple Syrup
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Gingersnap
Every time you yell “Nugget!” across the yard, you’ll laugh—and your neighbors will wonder what kind of snacks you’re chasing.
Diva Names for Chickens With Attitude
These ladies strut like they run the world (because they kind of do). Give your bossy girls the star treatment.
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Beyoncé Clucks
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Henoncé
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Miss Thang
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Lady Featherington
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Drama Queen
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Princess Peep
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Duchess of Cluckshire
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Cluckzilla
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Sassy McFeathers
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Madam Squawk
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Chickira
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Queen Beak
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Diva Nugget
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Feather Fawcett
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Hen Solo
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Queen LaTweeta
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Gloria Beaknor
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Miss Cluckington
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Mariah Henrey
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Eggatha Christie
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Lady Eggleton
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Cardi Beak
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Cluckie Minaj
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Cackleberry Spears
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Oprah Henfrey
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Wiggle Beak
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Squawkalina
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Featheroncé
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Lady Lay-a-Lot
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Duchess Drama
Perfect for that hen who wakes up fabulous and refuses to share the spotlight (or the nesting box).
Punny Chicken Name Ideas
Nothing beats a classic chicken pun. These funny female chicken names are egg-ceptional.
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Yolko Ono
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Eggwina
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Peckahontas
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Hennifer Lopez
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Eggatha
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Cluck Kent
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Eggy Azalea
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Henelope Cruz
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Amelia Egghart
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Cluck Norris
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Hennifer Aniston
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Eggatha Clucksy
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Laying Dion
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Cooprah Winfrey
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Princess Layer
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Meryl Cheep
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Mother Clucker
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Chick Magnet
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Scramble McEggs
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Hennypenny
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Chicki Minaj
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Henya Harding
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Chicklet
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Lucille Ball-Feather
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Goose With a Wig
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Roost Witherspoon
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Yolkahontas
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Henjamin Button
Egg puns never go out of style, especially when your hen is sitting pretty in her nesting box with a name like Eggwina.
Vintage & Southern Belle Names
For hens with grace, flair, and just a dash of dramatic Southern charm.
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Mabel
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Ethel
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Clementine
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Dolly
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Hazel
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Pearl
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Beulah
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Magnolia
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Blanche
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Henrietta
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Opal
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Tilly
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Fern
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Myrtle
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June Bug
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Elsie
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Nettie
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Gertie
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Gladys
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Loretta
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Nellie
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Dottie
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Flossie
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Dixie
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Maudie
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Ruby Lou
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Tallulah
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Hattie Mae
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Sissy
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Jolene
These names work like a charm on hens who like to strut slowly, cluck politely, and gossip with the other girls over scratch grains.
Silly & Absurd Chicken Names
Sometimes the only way to name a chicken is to go completely off the rails—and that’s where these gems come in.
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Chicken McNugget
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Lord of the Wings
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Bawkward
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Fluffy Terror
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Sir Poops-a-Lot
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Waddle Queen
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Poofball
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Eggroll
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Beakerella
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Scratchy McFlap
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Gobblesnot
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The Gobbler
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Oopsie Doodle
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Featherstorm
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Clucktopus
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Mrs. Fluff-N-Stuff
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Gobbletron 3000
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Flapjack
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Eggbertina
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Linty Peep
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Chickpea the Destroyer
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Featherface
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Bobble Beak
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Fluffnugget
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Beakzilla
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Meep Queen
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Siren Song
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Mismatched Socks
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Pantsless Wonder
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Captain Cluckles
For hens who like to run full-speed into walls and then walk away like nothing happened.
Celebrity-Inspired Chicken Names
If your girl acts like she’s been followed by paparazzi since hatch day, she needs a name worthy of fame.
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Hen Stefani
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Hen Hathaway
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Cluckie Chan
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Egg Sheeran
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Reese Featherspoon
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Lay-dy Gaga
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Henricka Mars
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Billie Eilegg
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Christina Egguilera
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Cluck Clooney
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Jennifer Law-hen-ce
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Brad Peck
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Hen Diesel
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Florence Beaking
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Doja Cluck
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Henrick Lamar
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Harry Plopper
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Lizzo Featherstein
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Megg-an Markle
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Rihanna Roosterbane
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J.Lo-Egg
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Sandra Cluck
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Chicki Rae Jepsen
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Clucken Phoenix
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Angelina Jo-Hen
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Feather Locklear
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Zoë Eggavitz
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Julia Henberts
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Hen McCartney
Your hen may only rule the backyard—but in her heart, she’s absolutely red-carpet ready.
Cluckin’ Royalty Names
These hens aren’t part of the flock—they’re the queens who rule it with a sharp beak and even sharper attitude.
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Queen Elizabawk
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Her Majesty Feathers
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Cluck Duchess
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Lady Layla
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Eggbeth the Great
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Duchess Waddlebottom
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The Regal Clucker
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Princess Beakie
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Queen Eggatha
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Lady Squawkshire
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Countess Coopette
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Baroness Bawk
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Featherina
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Queen Clucktoria
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Princess Poof
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Empress Peep
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Lady Henelope
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Marchioness of Scratch
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Dame Beakley
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Queenie McPeck
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Royal Roostress
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Eggnificent One
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Crown Clucker
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Miss Majesty
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Tiara the Hen
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Duchess Eggsquisite
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Pearl the Regal
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Princess Yolky
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Queen Nestie
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Feather the First
Perfect for hens who demand first dibs on treats, the best nesting spot, and an audience every time they lay an egg.
Chicken Names Based on Personality Quirks
Some chickens are just… different. These names fit the girls who keep life in the coop interesting.
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Chatterbox
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Speedy Beak
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Grump Feather
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Boss Hen
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Miss Moody
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Pecky Sue
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Houdini
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Troublecluck
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Captain Chaos
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Side-Eye Sally
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Miss Flight Risk
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Peckzilla
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Wiggle Wings
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Loudmouth
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Flapperella
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The Fluffinator
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Snoop Chick
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Drama Beak
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Twitchy
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Miss Sneaky
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Scratcherella
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Beaky Blinder
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Cluckles McFly
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Egg Drop Express
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Miss Scatterbrain
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Curious Georgina
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Waddle Walker
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Nosy Nell
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Sleepy Beak
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Fluffbutt the Forgetful
These names fit hens with big personalities—even if they’re hiding in a little puffball body.
