150 Funny Names for Yachts That’ll Make Waves and Turn Heads

Funny names for yachts are a rite of passage for any boat owner who refuses to take things too seriously. Whether you’re navigating choppy seas or just floating around with a cooler full of beer, a hilarious yacht name makes your vessel unforgettable. From puns and party themes to pop culture chaos, these names are designed to entertain everyone at the marina—even the grumpy guy with the telescope.

Nautical Puns and Wordplay

Puns and boats go together like sails and wind. These clever yacht names put a hilarious spin on boating terms, water lingo, and dad-joke-level brilliance.

1. Seas the Day

2. Pier Pressure

3. Ship Happens

4. Buoy Oh Buoy

5. Aquaholic

6. The Codfather

7. Knot on Call

8. Fish & Ships

9. Row vs. Wade

10. Vitamin Sea

11. Nauti Buoy

12. Stern Words

13. Sink or Swig

14. Knot a Clue

15. Water You Doing?

16. Sails Pitch

17. She Got the Buoy

18. Sea-duction

19. The Salty Seaman

20. Holy Ship

21. In Decent Seas

22. Miss Conduct

23. Knot Again

24. Wake Me Up

25. License to Krill

Alcohol and Party-Inspired Names

If your yacht is more about parties than port, these names bring the booze and bad decisions straight to the bow.

1. Tequila Mockingboat

2. Rum Away

3. Booze Cruise

4. Yacht-zee!

5. Margarita-Ville

6. Chugboat Charlie

7. Floatin’ and Toastin’

8. Beer Necessities

9. White Wine & Waves

10. Liquid Asset

11. Mojito Me Baby

12. Shipfaced

13. Drunken Sailor

14. Wine Knot

15. The Gin Engine

16. Keg of the Sea

17. Whiskey Business

18. Mai Tai Me Down

19. Sangria Skipper

20. Vodka Voyage

21. The Tipsy Turtle

22. The Floating Bar

23. Rum With a View

24. Champagne on Deck

25. The Hangover Hull

Lazy, Chill, and Sarcastic Names

If your main activity on the yacht is naps and avoiding responsibility, these lazy and dryly sarcastic names hit the sweet spot.

1. Maybe Later

2. Done Floatin’

3. Yachtcidental Tourist

4. Leave Me Afloat

5. The Nap Trap

6. Float On, Friend

7. It’s 5:00 Somewhere

8. Procrastinaut

9. No Rush

10. Ship My Pants

11. Lazy Buoy

12. Captain Nope

13. Minimal Effort

14. Didn’t Try

15. Nauti by Nature

16. Wave Dodger

17. The Floating Excuse

18. Dock It Like It’s Hot

19. Low Tide & Lower Standards

20. Out of Office

21. Don’t Ask Me

22. Casual Sinker

23. Sir Naps-a-Lot

24. The Avoider

25. Dead Afloat

Rich People Jokes and Flex Names

These names either scream luxury or mock it in the funniest way possible. Great for faking wealth—or roasting the guy who insists on announcing his net worth at dinner.

1. Trust Fund Floater

2. Yacht of Cash

3. The Expense Account

4. Affluenza

5. Boatload of Money

6. Crypto Cruiser

7. Daddy’s Bonus

8. Tax Write-Off

9. Wall Street Floats

10. Just a Small Loan

11. Finance & Fumes

12. Not My Credit

13. Livin’ on Liquid

14. Private Island Parking

15. Stock Option Sailor

16. Big Wavez Only

17. The Inflated Ego

18. Offshore Flex

19. Money Sink

20. Overdraft Adventure

21. The Loan Shark

22. Luxury Problem

23. The Richual

24. Cash Buoy

25. High Tide Net Worth

Pop Culture and Movie Parody Yacht Names

Give your boat a little Hollywood sparkle (or sarcasm) with a name that spoofs something everyone recognizes—with a nautical twist.

1. Titanic 2: Still Floating

2. The Floatfather

3. Sea-3PO

4. The Mandaboatian

5. Marvel of the Sea

6. Game of Floats

7. Gilligan’s Rerun

8. Yachty McFly

9. Starship Enterfloat

10. Jaws Jr.

11. Lord of the Buoys

12. The Fresh Float of Bel Air

13. Breaking Wake

14. Pirates of the Caribou

15. The Real Boatwives

16. Float Like a Skywalker

17. The Office—Afloat

18. Dr. Floatlove

19. Keeping Up with the Catamarans

20. Stranger Buoys

21. Backstroke to the Future

22. Sea Wars

23. My Big Fat Floaty Ride

24. Fast & Flotation

25. Top Floatic

Outrageously Silly or Absurd Names

These yacht names are ridiculous in the best way. They don’t try to make sense—they just want to make you laugh until your captain’s hat flies off.

1. Boaty McBoatface (we had to)

2. S.S. Yeah Whatever

3. Floatie McFloatface

4. The Unsinkable III (no one knows what happened to I or II)

5. Catfished Again

6. Better Than Therapy

7. Hull Yeah!

8. I Like Big Boats

9. The Floating Midlife Crisis

10. Unsalted and Unbothered

11. Two Buoys One Hull

12. H2-Oh No

13. Might Be Sinking

14. Wet Decision

15. The Love Muscle

16. Definitely Not a Submarine

17. The Leak Whisperer

18. Probably Sober

19. Anchors Away-ish

20. No Buoyfriend Needed

21. 99 Problems but a Ship Ain’t One

22. Puddle Pirate

23. The Drip Ship

24. The Unsocial Floater

25. Barely Afloat