150 Funny Pussy Names That’ll Make You Laugh Every Meow-ment

Funny pussy names are an essential part of cat ownership—because let’s be honest, no matter how regal or mysterious your feline acts, they probably deserve a name that reflects their true goblin energy. Whether your cat is sweet, sassy, dramatic, or downright weird, there’s a funny name out there that’ll make you (and your guests) laugh every time you say it. From food puns to pop culture references, get ready to meet the funniest list of pussy names ever assembled.

Food-Inspired Cat Names

Cats love food. Cats steal food. Cats are food (if you ask them). These food-themed pussy names are the perfect blend of adorable and ridiculous.

1. Cheeto

2. Meatball

3. Tuna Turner

4. Nacho

5. Biscuit

6. Sausage Patty

7. Macaroni

8. Waffle

9. Butterbean

10. Pudding

11. Popcorn

12. Crumbs

13. Bagel

14. Marshmallow

15. Pickles

16. Cheddar

17. Dumpling

18. Gravy Boat

19. Tofu

20. Jellybean

21. S’mores

22. Muffin Top

23. Spaghetti

24. Niblet

25. Hot Pocket

Celebrity & Pop Culture Puns

If your pussy struts like a celebrity or watches you like a judge on “Drag Race,” they deserve a name that screams fame and silliness.

1. Catniss Everclean

2. Meowly Cyrus

3. Kitty Smalls

4. Pawl Rudd

5. Furgie

6. Doja Cat (literally)

7. Obi-Wan Catnobi

8. Cleocatra

9. Taylor Sniff

10. Meowoncé

11. The Notorious C.A.T.

12. Cat Damon

13. Benedict Cumbercat

14. Freddie Purrcury

15. Kitty Kardashian

16. Elvis Pawsley

17. Ariana Purrande

18. Luke Skywhisker

19. Leonardo DiCatrio

20. Brad Kitt

21. Cardi Flea

22. Clawdia Schiffer

23. Kanye Westpaw

24. Oprah Whiskerfree

25. Ron Fleasley

Sassy, Attitude-Heavy Names

Let’s face it: some cats act like they own you—and your furniture, schedule, and soul. These funny pussy names fit the sass level.

1. Miss Thang

2. Sir Stares-a-Lot

3. Sassquatch

4. The Clawminator

5. Diva McMeow

6. Karen

7. Grumpzilla

8. Hissy Elliott

9. Trash Panda

10. Snarky McPaws

11. Your Highness

12. Bitey

13. Drama Paws

14. Queen Screamy

15. Feral Fifi

16. Captain Sassyboots

17. Side-Eye Sally

18. Judge Fluff

19. Don’t Touch Me

20. Madam Sidewalk Pooper

21. Sir Scratch-A-Lot

22. Miss Meowtitude

23. Ruthless Ruthie

24. Whisker Witch

25. Diva Von Purr

Classic Cat Puns & Wordplay

These names are for lovers of groan-worthy puns and feline wordplay that’ll make you laugh even after saying it a hundred times.

1. Purrlock Holmes

2. Purrsephone

3. Chairman Meow

4. Paw McCartney

5. Furrball McGraw

6. Meowthra

7. Furrdinand

8. Sir Meowsalot

9. Purrseus

10. Whiskerstein

11. Santa Claws

12. Purrfessor Fluff

13. Clawed Monet

14. Pawtricia

15. Fuzz Lightyear

16. Kitty Meow Meow

17. Meowzilla

18. Paw Revere

19. Puddy Tat

20. Clawdia

21. The Meowfessor

22. Catpernicus

23. Furrnando

24. Paw-casso

25. Meowrio

Fancy and Over-the-Top Names

Some cats think they’re royalty. Others are just chaos wrapped in fluff. Either way, they deserve names that sound like they came from an aristocratic soap opera.

1. Countess Wigglebottom

2. Sir Whiskersworth III

3. Lady Fluffington

4. Admiral Napsalot

5. Baron von Scratch

6. Lord Meowington

7. Duchess Purralina

8. Captain Snugglefuzz

9. Professor Wigglepaw

10. Dame Chewslotta

11. King Pawsalot

12. Princess Meowtilda

13. Major Mittens

14. Chancellor Fluffbucket

15. Madame Purrfection

16. Squire Fuzzyface

17. Governor Whiskerbean

18. Queen Hissabeth

19. Meowgaret Thatcher

20. General ToeBeans

21. Archduke Fluffalump

22. Sir Pouncelot

23. Doctor Hairball

24. Ambassador Napnip

25. Reverend Meowly

Silly Human Names (for Maximum Irony)

Nothing’s funnier than naming your fluffy, judgmental cat something totally mundane—like she’s your neighbor from the HOA meeting.

1. Gary

2. Brenda

3. Kevin

4. Susan

5. Carl

6. Mildred

7. Bob

8. Denise

9. Greg

10. Cheryl

11. Harold

12. Pam

13. Todd

14. Barbara

15. Steve

16. Debra

17. Nancy

18. Frank

19. Maureen

20. Chad

21. Janet

22. Doug

23. Doris

24. Mike

25. Linda